viking

viking
1. (viking) (803↑, 303↓)
Hardcore warriors that will pwen your shit. Superior to Pirates. Equal to Ninjas.

Dude, the vikings are gonna OWN YOUR SHIT tonight at the scavenger hunt.

2. (viking) (495↑, 159↓)
1. A term which means "northmen", which is what the raiders from Scandinavia were called by British, French, etc. At one time the Vikngs controlled much of the British Isles and western and northern France. At one time in its history the French were so weak that they were bullied into making a Viking the Duke Of Normandy and letting the Vikings raid and pillage several Eastern French cities unimpeded. The honest Vikings kept to their word and decided not to sack Paris. The Vikings were also fine shipwrights that build long oar powered boats called "longboats". These ships were long and thin, and despite their appearence they were very seaworthy. Despite popular belief, the Vikings never used longboats for combat, but as a transport. Under Erik the Red they were the first finders of North America, but they didn't document it and therfore didn't get the credit. It is believed that the Vikings explored as far into North America as Newfoundland(east of Quebec, near Newbrunswick and Prince Eduard Island). 2. Mascot of Minnesota's NFL team. Note this teams is an an insult to the real Vikings.

Viking berserkers will hit your beaches, pillage your towns, and then rape your women.

3. (viking) (200↑, 24↓)
1. A verb meaning to take something by force or bully someone into giving you something that rightfully isn't yours. Also could mean using brute force to get your way either with people or inanimate objects such as vending machines or engines i.e. banging on it until it gives up the damn Snickers bar/works. Basically any acttion involving intimidation or force/violence that gains material possessions such as food, cars, women, grapefruits, mufflers, candy, Copenhagen, towns, flying carpets, ninja swords, herpes. Derived from how the Norse and Danish viking generally wrecked people's shit to get stuff they wanted. 2. The word could also be used to describe an action of destruction that deprives anyone from enjoying something, based on the mentality of "If I can't have it, then no one can."

Exp. of use \#1: Dude, I was so hungry, I had to viking this candy bar from that nerd. Exp. of use\#2: I know all you guys liked her, but I hate you assholes and that's why I vikinged the shit out of Misty last night. Good luck with that.

Author: Mr. Quackers5380 http://viking.urbanup.com/4217886
4. (viking) (283↑, 148↓)
Tough warriors that almost took over England, that could kick your ass

Your Mom is a Viking

Author: Bill Nye the Science Guy http://viking.urbanup.com/130190
5. (viking) (197↑, 92↓)
a viking is pretty much the ultimate fighting machine. put your damn nijas in broad dalight in hand to hand combat with your average hieght average strength viking, your damn ninja wont have time to contemplate his attack before the viking rips hit thraot out and continues to mual the nijas corpse with its skull pirates without their swords and guns=jack shit aka pansies vikings need no weapons whereas the other two do, nijas require darkness and objects to mask their presence to be eficient therefor they would suck in open combat one viking would gladly rush into battle with a thousand pirates and ninjas and take as many as he could before he died

re-read definition if you require an example of viking

6. (viking) (232↑, 139↓)
Norse warriors who pillaged villages. They have large spears, and something else very large, too. ;)

the viking warrior pillaged the village and carried off the women

Author: Mange Storstake http://viking.urbanup.com/988942
7. (Viking) (184↑, 99↓)
Vikings where a group of people from [Scandinavia] (Mainly [Norway], but also [Denmark] and [Sweden]) who where most known for their raids conducted on the British Isles, France and other parts of Europe during the 8th to 11th century. The word 'Viking' is believed to be [Old Norse] for "Belonging to a Creek" In other words, you might say "That man is a Viking, of the sea, a seafaring person" The earliest record of a Viking raid is 787 when mentioned in the [Anglo-Saxon] Chronicle. This would start a period of 200 years referred to as the "Viking Age" Vikings had a large impact on the areas of Scotland, Ireland, Northen England, France, Spain and even controlling areas of Russia and the Mediterranean. Viking explorers colonized such places as [Shetland], [Iceland], [Greenland] and the famous [Newfoundland] 1000 A.D. The decline of Viking Civilization is believed to have been brought about by the introduction of Christianity in the 11th century. The death of their great King, [Harald Hardraada] in 1066 at the [Battle of Stamford Bridge] is also a factor, virtually ending all expeditions. Despite the modern view, Vikings did NOT wear horned helmets. It is believed this view steemed from the Scandinavian [Brozne Age] (Some 2000 years before) where horned helmets where used in ceremonies.

Norweigan Viking: "Argh\! Taste steel dogs\!" Anglo-Saxon soldier: "What do we do? He's got an axe\!" Other Anglo-Saxon soldier: "You idiot, WE'VE ALL GOT AXE'S\!"

8. (Viking) (45↑, 24↓)
A large Norseman who wanders the iced over pagan lands and occasionally comes down from the far north to slaughter Twilight fans.

SHIT\! ITS A VIKING\! FLEE TWILIGHT FANGIRLS\! FLEE\!

Author: Ignatious Rex Maximus Ceasar http://viking.urbanup.com/3616912
9. (Viking) (34↑, 14↓)
An all around name for good looking girls from the lands of Scandinavia (Sweden, Denmark, Norway, Finland and Iceland). Girls who qualify as vikings usually match the stereotypical "hot swedish girl" - that is, very light blond hair, good body and pretty blue eyes. However, any good looking girl with Scandinavian facial features and who is from Scandinavia can qualify as a viking.

man: yo dude, you are not gonna believe it, but i finally got a viking last night\! dude: for real? no way, where is she from? man: Sweden...

10. (Viking) (77↑, 57↓)
The Vikings usaully follow or believe in Norse mythology, and the warroirs heaven known as Valhalla very firmly. They believe the only way to enter this heaven is through glorious battle or an honorable fight. Strong and skilled warriors a usual concept of belief is they are stupid clumsy barbarians (not the case). A Viking may act dumb but is actually extremely smart, this usually leads they're enemies to believe they are an easy fight, and the outcome is more often the Viking whips the living hell out of them. Calling a Viking male beardless was and is a insult punishable only by death. A Viking usually has a favored weapon such as an battle axe, sword, spear, or bow (a battle axe in my case). Casual dress for a Viking ranges from the old way of dress to a kind of Metalhead dress. Like a metalhead Vikings will not tolerate being insulted or someone that trys to push them around (we are a proud culture). Also they are not just from northern countries.

1.Hes a proud Viking. 2.Oh oh hes got his axe, run for it\! 3.Your dead.

Author: Judas Viking Metalhead http://viking.urbanup.com/1781969
11. (Viking) (20↑, 9↓)
'Northmen' hailing from Scandinavia who were well known for their raids of much of Western Europe and other areas. They settled in many non-Scandinavian areas such as Yorkshire (UK), various parts of Scotland, Dublin (Ireland)and Normandy (France) and their effect on these areas is still felt to this day.

Viking: "Odin bids us pace\!" The Jorvik Viking Centre of Yorkshire is a museum that shows the Viking history of Yorkshire.

Author: Jorvik Raider http://viking.urbanup.com/3239183
12. (viking) (26↑, 17↓)
The Vikings were known for there brute strength and there mastery over the sea. They came from Norway and settled in Britain, Iceland, Greenland, and later made settlements in the U.S.A. but they were abandoned. The Vikings invented a boat called the long boat which was used to transport troops all around northern Europe.

The Vikings were easily able to control the northern European countries because of there very well trained warriors.

13. (Viking) (7↑, 1↓)
1. Noun The Purest Definition of a Barbarian Warrior. Skilled, Brutal, and Masters of Beard-Have. Often waded into the thick of battle drunker than that cheerleader when she blew you at that party, and yet still managing to take down entire football teams of frightened peasants. again, not unlike the cheerleader. 2. Verb To demolish an individual at something, and proceed to nail their girlfriend.

1. Dave: Yo, did you see that guy shotgunning entire bottles of vodka and eating a whole roast pig? Rick: yeah, i saw that. Dave: Fucking vikings man. 2. Dave: Yo Rick, you look terrible. Rick: Yeah, Sven kicked my ass at all the bar games, and then he banged Samantha RIGHT THERE\! Dave: he beat you at Foozball? Rick: Yeah, i got Viking'd pretty bad. Dave: damn, how do you feel? Rick: Irish.

14. (Viking) (12↑, 7↓)
1. [Badass] and brutal but honest warriors of the early middle ages, originating mainly from Norway, Sweden and Iceland but also partly from Denmark. Contrary to popular belief, not a single Viking helmet had horns on it. Also contrary to popular belief, the word "Viking" actually refers to the long and perilous sea travels Vikings would take to conquer new land. 2. An (often stupid) act of courage, bravery or [machoness].

1. The Vikings were brutal, dude. Before they burned villages and killed babies, they'd eat a bunch of [Fly Agaric]s to make them fearless. 2. The lake had just thawed up, so we all took the Viking and jumped in without checking the temperature. Matt and John got hypothermia.

15. (viking) (24↑, 19↓)
An extremely large northern european fighting machine, wielding Axe or Sword and at least twice the size of people from other cultures of that era\! Vikings were just as much explorers as they were warriors and in fact it was they who discovered America first\! 'Northmen' belived to get into Valhalla they must die in glorious battle and would gladly go to war to die\! In Roman times most of the succesful Gladiators were probably from viking and northern bloodlines. \!

Arab Trader - Wow who are these beatiful blonde people with big weapons,they are giants better not give them a shit deal abdul\! Viking - Fook deal\! We will take it all and your women too\! Kill them all\!\!\! and burn the city to the ground\!

16. (Viking) (5↑, 1↓)
A term used to describe something that is just simply so amazing that you can't contain yourself and other descriptive words such as, 'Awesome, Cool, Wicked and Fantastic' just won't cut it.

Viking

17. (Viking) (6↑, 2↓)
New slang/street term for: Vicodin. Usually used by people looking to trade sex for pills. Also commonly used with the term Molly, as in the pure form of MDMA, or better known as Ecstasy.

A classic example came from a Craigslist post: Looking for my friend Molly and her Viking friends. We like to hang out in the afternoon, about 40 mins before 5 o'clock. Since I like to party so much I'd like to know who else can come along. Respond and we can go from there.

18. (Viking) (2↑, 0↓)
Typically occurring during the summer time, this when one fills his mouth with beer, and proceeds to spit the entire contents into an unprepared victim's face. This action is almost exclusive to when all parties are in bathing suits, and is prevalent at such places as the infamous F-Cove, of Brick, NJ.

Jay: "Does Don know what a Viking is?" Chris: "Doubt it." Jay: [gulps beer] [taps Don on shoulder] Don: [turns around] Jay: [sprays beer from his mouth into Don's face] "You just got Vikinged bitch\!" Don: [wipes face] "Are you fucking kidding me?"

19. (Viking) (2↑, 1↓)
Only the most badass name to ever exist. Only given to men who seem to be wariors. Smarter than shit, and can can beat up anyone except for [Chuck Norris]. Also drop-dead sexy.

Girl 1: Look at that kid over there, he must be named Viking Girl 2: Most def Girl 1: Wanna see if he'll join us for a threesome? Girl 2: Sure

Author: DefMaker11111111111 http://viking.urbanup.com/6023641
20. (viking) (0↑, 0↓)
eric

eric=viking

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21. (Viking) (0↑, 0↓)
Verb- To rape , or pillage as well as any other kind of act a viking would be doing.

Lets go viking that village for its fine bitches

Author: That sociopathic douche http://viking.urbanup.com/5626795
22. (viking) (19↑, 22↓)
One who excels at stuff.

"Oh, boy, sleep\! That's where I'm a viking\!" - Ralph Wiggum

23. (Viking) (1↑, 9↓)
In jail or prison, this term refers to someone that is extremely lazy and never does any cleaning or much of anything. Outside of prison, it is someone who is extremely lazy.

Alyssa hasn't done anything but lay around all day. She is such a fucking viking\!

Author: Il Maestro di Minimo http://viking.urbanup.com/4713240
24. (viking) (37↑, 45↓)
Someone or something that is [cool], [awesome], or [hardcore]. To be contrasted with [hippy].

Oh my god\! Did you see that concert? It was totally f-in' viking\!

25. (Viking) (24↑, 38↓)
Technically 'Viking' doesn't actually mean a tribe or race of people, viking means 'to go raiding' and so when the Danes came invading and raiding with their ships they ended up being called Vikings rather than Danes/Northmen etc...

Hey, lets get a boat and go viking\!

26. (Viking) (12↑, 31↓)
Guys with funny hats who fight monsters that go "Rar\!"

The VIKING said "I will fight you\!" The monster said "RAR\!"

27. (Viking) (3↑, 26↓)
1. northmen; UK invader from Scandinavia 2. Gaylord (Insult)

1. The vikings have invaded 2. Get out me face, Viking

28. (viking) (23↑, 62↓)
a hairy man that does shrooms in the woods.

1."Dude. See that guy camping the next site over." 2."Yeah." 1."Dude. Hes a Viking or some shit. He was acting crazy."

29. (viking) (16↑, 57↓)
Paintball Marker designed by the great Aaron K Alexander, the best open bolt marker ever.

Is that ugly thing a viking? *shoots him at 23 bps debounce 1*

30. (Viking) (17↑, 64↓)
A player of the card game "Magic, The Gathering" who not only is in their 30's and at home with they're parents but continues to go to lan centers and challenges little kids to battles. Usually large, Nordic looking, and have long stragley beards.

Tom spent 400 bucks on magic cards. He is a fucking viking\!

31. (Viking) (5↑, 55↓)
The Supreme Post Count Holder at NBT.

1 - Viking - 9366 2 - CC`Gohan - 7075 ARG\!\!

32. (viking) (17↑, 85↓)
A straight acting gay man, butch, awesome at sports and gets along with straight guys

Dude 1: That new guy is really cool\! Dude 2: You know he is viking, right? Dude 1: No way\! He is the coolest fag I've ever met\!

Author: Chelsea\viking http://viking.urbanup.com/1582793
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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